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Week 2 Pre-Game Show
Bye Week -- No Game Scheduled
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Send your comments, predictions, smak, & insults about our upcoming opponent as well as your postgame critiques from the previous week. Whether your message is a simple, "These guys SUCK," or a detailed, in-depth analysis, tell us what you think.
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A Bit of Insanity
Submitted by Edward Hodakowski
Folks-Still trying to wash the bitter taste of crow out of my mouth after my optimistic prognostication of last week. Blame it on the exuberance of kick off weekend.
Now about this week. These guys called "bye" that we play, I think that it actually stands for Brigham Young Expansion and here's how we will play them.
After they go to Happy Valley and beat Penn State in a decisive 57-0 win they will arrive in Three Rivers the next day exhausted. Our running game will dominate and we will easily rack up forty to fifty yards. Plaxico Burress will put on a spectacular show of jumping and leaping in a vain effort to catch balls thrown twenty feet over his head. He'll receive calls from the Olympic Commission but will be unable to void his contract in order to go to Sydney. Troy Edwards will be ejected after getting caught with six cans of stick-em on his person. Kordell will get "boo-ed" even though he doesn't play a down. Finally, in the fourth quarter, we'll kick a field goal and beat BYE, in a victory that Coach Cowher will call "A sure sign of things to come."
Alas, The Commissioner will recall the game due to the fact that BYE is a Division III-B team and will rule the victory null and void.
We'll enter week three at 0-1.
Then we get ready for The Brownies.
Edward Hodakowski
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Fan Smak & Analysis
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The following articles are listed in the order they were received (with the most recent entries at the top). This isn't a "guestbook" format... I read and manually insert every message, so you may not see your submission show up immediately. Thanks a million for your comments, people!
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SandyCaps
Weekly Picks by
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Week 2 Picks
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Falcons
Broncos
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17
27
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14
42
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Panthers
49ers
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23
10
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38
22
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Bears
Bucs
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9
20
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0
41
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Browns
Bungles
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13
20
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24
7
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Packers
Bills
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20
23
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17
28
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Jagwads
Ravens
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13
16
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36
39
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Chiefs
Titans
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13
24
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14
17
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Dolphins
Vikings
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20
27
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7
13
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Saints
Chargers
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10
14
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28
27
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Giants
Eagles
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16
10
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33
18
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Raiders
Colts
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14
28
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38
31
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Rams
Seahawks
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31
21
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37
34
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Redskins
Lions
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24
10
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10
15
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Cryboys
Cards
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12
14
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31
32
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Patriots
Jets
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17
20
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19
20
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Sandy's Record
2000: 21-9
'99 total 78-59
'98 total 117-69
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