Note: This was our first attempt at a webpage way back when. We left it here just for kicks.


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Dyslexics of the world, untie!







I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx --
One of life's great
mysteries has been solved...
How to Impress
a Woman


Here's a very famous
scene from the movie
PORKY'S

If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
-- Slous --
Each Day I Do The Work...

...Of Three Men.
Speaking of stooges, Click below for some . . . um . . . heartfelt words from my wife, Sandy, to . . .
Three Very ''Special'' Men

The probability of someone watching you
is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Click below for words of... er... wisdom from the modern-day king of the one-liners, Steven Wright!
Wright-isms
Hungry for more
"Wright-isms"?
Click below for... Wright-isms II

Whining is anger through a small opening.
-- Stuart Smalley --
Know somebody who has absolutely NO sense of humor? Here's a cure!
CLICK HERE!
In honor of the World Champion Denver Broncos (who still aren't getting any respect), HEEEEEERE'S RODNEY!
Rodney Dangerfield

Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
-- Philip K. Dick --

Can you pick out Jerry Jones?
Here's a little something for
COWBOYS HATERS!

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.



Preparation
for Parenthood

Here are 12 simple and hilarious tests for expectant parents to take to decide if they're prepared for the real-life experience of being a mother & father.

Parents' Dictionary
As Sandy & I have discovered, almost everything in life takes on new meaning once you have a child. The English language is no exception. What is a "2-minute warning" in parent-speak? Click here to find out.


Have something humorous we should add to this page?
Drop us a line!


Murphy's Corollary: It is impossible to make
anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

On a serious note, please take a close look
at the missing children below... maybe
you can help ease the unbearable pain
their families are going through.




Acknowledgements: A special thanks to the following: 1) My wife, Sandy, for sharing my obsession with football in general and for tolerating my habit of watching old game after game, day after day without so much as a peep! Love 'ya, babe! 2) Phil "Tatsu" Nichols, whose help and sheer genius allowed me put this monstrosity on the web as I envisioned it. Couldn't have done it without you, buddy! 3) Web fans too numerous to mention without leaving someone out for all of their contributions of thoughts and ideas. 4) The Pittsburgh Steelers for a lifetime's worth of entertainment and enjoyment. Here We Go, Steelers, Here We Go!!!





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