A Love Story
There once was a lovely young lady named Amy. On August 19th, she was faced with a choice: marry Tommy Coleman, or plunge headfirst over Niagra Falls in a barrell. Needless to say, she promptly and eagerly climbed into the barrell.

Okay, okay... not really. Actually, she opted to marry Tommy. But after three bizarre days of changing Fleetwood & Julio's banana-filled diapers, she realized her mistake and literally dove into the barrell.

Okay, you've got me... I made that up, too.

On Saturday, August 19th, Amy & Tommy were united in Christ at Peoples Presbyterian Church in Michigan. Congrats, you two... may God smile on both of you always.

Hope you took your Steelers jersey off for the ceremony, Tommy. Wish we could've been there, bro.

But above all else, remember this: I now know your middle name, Tommy. It was on the invite 'ya sent... I've been keeping it in my wallet to show friends, and it never fails to get a good laugh. BTW, how did you ever find tuxes to fit Fleet & Julio?

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