Neil O'Donnell, MVP (Many Valuable Pickoffs) of Super Bowl XXX. Break a leg, Neil... and I MEAN that!
What Does "MVP" Mean to O'Dummell?

The traditional meaning of MVP is "Most Valuable Player." But throw Neil O'Donnell and his pathetic showing in Super Bowl XXX into the mix, and you need a more "telling" definition for the acronym. CLICK HERE to submit your O'Donnell Bashing.

Here are a few of my own meager definition attempts to get the ball rolling (forgive me... I don't have a good mind for acronyms). Please send us your definitions!



Must Vacate Pittsburgh
Mighty Vaginal Protuberance
Make Vanish Please
Mentally Vacant Putz
Miscues Very Prominent


Fan Submissions:
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Must Vacation Permanently
A special thanks to GUTS for his submission!

Many Valuable Pickoffs
A special thanks to Matt Munro for his submission!

Missed Valuable Practices
A special thanks to Shawn M. Lucas for his submission!

Makes Vomit Pretty
A special thanks to Shawn M. Lucas for his submission!

Mostly Vapid Playing
A special thanks to Shawn M. Lucas for his submission!

Missing Various Pieces
A special thanks to Shawn M. Lucas for his submission!

Money. Vinnie. Pantywaist!
A special thanks to Shawn M. Lucas for his submission!

Most Value-less Player
A special thanks to Darrin Billings for his submission!

May Violate Playbook
A special thanks to Kelley Allison for her submission!

Majority Vote Putz
A special thanks to Kelley Allison for her submission!

Most Vile Puke
A special thanks to Doug Frederericks for his submission!

Moron Victimizes Pennsylvania
A special thanks to Doug Frederericks for his submission!

Mundane Vile Piss-ant
A special thanks to Doug Frederericks for his submission!

Masturbates Via Phone
A special thanks to Doug Frederericks for his submission!

Most Vacuous Peabrain
A special thanks to Ron Flesher for his submission!




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