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Pre-Game Analysis
By the Fans!
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The following comments are listed in the order they were received with the most recent entries at the top. This isn't a "guestbook" format... I read and manually insert every message, so you may not see your submission show up for a day or two.
Week 5
Pittsburgh at Buffalo
Submitted by Nat LaBorde
Buffalo kinda owes us a but kicking and Sunday, they are going to give it to
us BIGTIME! Wayne Gandy, man, you'd better pack two lunches, because Bruce Smith
is going to eat yours. Kordella will SUCK as usual. The Steeler defense will play
their hearts out as usual, but all for nothing, cuz you can't win if you can't
score! Hey, I wonder if we could just keep our defense on the field and let
them try their hand at offense? Why not? They couldn't suck any more than
Kordella and company! Lee Flowers at QB, Kirkland at running back, Chad
Scott and Washington at wide recievers... boy, that's starting to sound
good!
Bills 27, Steelers 0
Nat
P.S.-- Just how much money would it take to get Terry Bradshaw out of retirement?
Submitted by SPJTX@aol.com
Unless the offense does something, we won't get very far against the
Bills. Kordell hasn't shown me any improvement over last year (yet). If he
doesn't learn to read defenses, at least to some degree by the end of the
season, either tell him him he's a receiver agaim, or get someone to buy his
contract... then go by us a QB in the off season.
Submitted by Will Smith
Well, here I go, predicting the Steelers will sneak a win out of Buffalo,
21-17 (Dewayne Washington will intercept a pass and return it for a
touchdown).
Does anyone else wonder why Troy Edwards isn't starting? Cowher says he
isn't beng consistent, but who is? (Defense aside of course) Courtney
Hawkins certainly isn't. I think you have to give him the job to try to
inject some life into our O. Really, how much worse could he make it?
After all of the preseason hype about Zereoue, what happened to him?
Well, I think Kordell is going to run wild this week (probably avoiding a
fierce pass rush), but that might be just what we need. I hope they come
after us every down and force Kordell to move out of the pocket.
We are going to drag the Bills down "Know Your Role Blvd." and check their
monkey asses into the SAmackdown Hotel.
Submitted by Spider
I love the Steelers more than anyone could ever imagine. However, the way the
offense has played the last few weeks, I think we are gonna loose. I guess I
am going to have to face reality. "They Suck!"
Submitted by Tommy "Fleetwood N. Julio" Coleman
For all those planning to attend the game, I suggest Tums. Rolaids are okay,
but Tums are made in Pittsburgh and supporting the Home Team is important. I
like to do my part in all the little ways, seeing as I am from Michigan. Eat
the Tailgate fare if you must, but always use the Heinz and Iron City Sauce
recipe, Gauranteed to kill the Scruffy-ho (as in "the Rich Stadium Bikini Wax just
ain't cuttiN' it") bacteria.
Oh Yeah,the Game:
If something has to be dropped in Scruffy-ho (as Tim suggested in his Pre-Season Predictions, the Steelers would lose this one), I say let it be the 2nd-rate tailgate
food into the toilets, but not the final outcome of the game. Get ready to be
surprised (pleasantly) by our offense, and take a sanitary seat cover.
The Steeler Nation-Michigan will be watching the game at Gallaghers on State
St. in Ann Arbor. OPEN INVITATION (734) 665-1600.
P.S. -- Flee 'n' Jules recomend renting the movie Buffalo 66 and watching it
before Sunday 1:00 pm edt.
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